The Betrayal to the Poutine Gods

First, let me paint a picture of my morning before talking about this tragedy. 


I woke up at an ungodly hour and took a refreshing shower to conquer the day. Got to school perfectly ready for an educational and productive day. I also got my fuel juice (coffee) prior to getting to class.

All was well; I sat down at my usual seat and realized I was early enough to enjoy a few minutes of my guilty pleasure, Instagram before my professor arrived. 


Now get this: here I am, innocently scrolling through my newsfeed, when I encounter a photo of the mouth-watering Canadian sweetheart of food porn, poutine. Instinctively, I double-tapped that picture to show my undying fondness for the masterpiece of fries, gravy, and cheese, mating together to make their poutine love child. 

that's when my heart stopped for a moment at the horrifying thought that I liked a post HATING poutine. What?! This was worse than heartbreak, it was betrayal.

For amusement, I decided to read the comments, because Shem never ceases to make me chuckle. To be honest, anyone from Kiss 92.5 makes me laugh.

However, it was when I read @mochafrap's comment,

"We can't be friends if you don't eat poutine *Drool face*”

that's when my heart stopped for a moment at the horrifying thought that I liked a post HATING poutine. What?! This was worse than heartbreak, it was a betrayal.

that's when my heart stopped for a moment at the horrifying thought that I liked a post HATING poutine. What?! This was worse than heartbreak, it was a betrayal.

Frantically, I decided to read the caption @iam_shem wrote, only to realize he was indeed throwing shade on this delightful dish as if it was outside during our heatwave the entire time. I had to read it a few times to make sure I wasn't misreading it and living in a nightmare. Shem, a public figure I thoroughly enjoy listening to, playing me like that.


I love-tapped on hate!

The Poutine Gods have definitely felt my sin, they witnessed my crime. 

Thanks to this betrayal, I may not be worthy enough to enjoy poutine anymore without guilt. 



Thank you, Shem, thank you. *Insert side glance, cut eye emoji here* 

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